The Mini Hockey League
The Mini Hockey League
The MHL, or Mini Hockey League, is a hockey league based in Irvine, California and is home to some of the most brutal players on earth. This league was created for those too powerful and skillful for the pussy NHL. In fact due to the brutality of this sport they must remain on their knees at all times while playing.
"..I'm gonna beat yo' ass..." -Alex L.
The rules are similar to those of the NHL and the entire sport's creation is accredited to four young men based in Irvine themselves. The men include Kevin B., who currently is goalie for the LA Moose who won the Stanley Cup in '06 he leads the league in goals as a goalie. Alex L., forward and top goal scorer of the League, he plays for the Chicago Eagles. Andre C., is a minor founder of the league and plays goalie as well, he has been revered as the best goalie in the league. Finally there is William S., a fierce competitor, but a bitch when it comes to hitting.
The Mini Hockey League
The Los Angeles Moose have taken home the Stanley Cup after a stunning defeat of the Chicago Eagles (12-10). The Chicago Eagles held on as long as possible but all their tries were not able to match the saves and goals of the Los Angeles Moose, making the LA Moose the winners of the 2006 Stanley Cup.....(News)
"....We're like the pros...we're just smaller..." -Andre C.
The founders of the sport, Alex L., Kevin B., Andre C. and William S. all have their own stories. Alex was born in Poland, from where he came to America and immediately showed a certain brutality in hockey, breaking a child’s windpipe at the rudimentary age of 7. Kevin was born in Hong Kong where he stared his career of hockey until he was drafted to an American team. The two of them had both suffered a combined total of 876 ejections from there games. Due to the pussy-like nature of the NHL they created their own league, the MHL. Along with them they drafted their friend Andre, who is born in Montreal, Canada. He too was aggressive in the sport and gladly went along. They were missing one man to make this arsenal of brutes complete. The enlisted the aid of William who actually became the league punching bag. However, this first timer showed immediate success and became second best offensive player in the league after only a few games.
"...I love being on my knees!" -William S.
The MHL is a constantly altering league with no official playoffs, it is on a system of challenging a team to a certain event, such as the eastern and western conference, the Stanley cup and all All-Star Games. The most recent winners of both have been the LA Moose and the Eastern All stars.
